Written by John Guare
Directed by L. Zane, faculty
Cast
| Amanda Hilson | Betty |
| Pankaj K. Jha | Captain Marvin Holahan |
| Yesenia Iglesias | Rosalie |
| Darius Mousavi | Raulito |
| Christian Telesmar | Bert |
| Jonathan Shue | Donny |
| Kimberly Nocile Wood | Joanne |
| Brianne A. Hill | Margie |
| Robin HallSmith | Durwood Peach |
| Patrick Baxter | Dope King of Providence/Bank Teller |
| Rosalind Phelps | Masked Woman |
Creative Team
| L. Zane Jones | Director |
| Greg Sinibaldi | Musical Director |
| Adrienne Mendoza | Stage Manager |
| Angie Harrison | Scenic Design |
| Ali Rose Panzarella | Costume Design |
| Ryn Flynn | Lighting Design |
| Colton Schweitzer | Sound Design |
| John Guare | Composer |